International Soccer Star Ronoldo in Tranny Sex Scandal

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In another wonderful PR move for soccer to go with riots and shooting the referee, I present the following:

Ronaldo in transvestite scandal

Brazilian football star Ronaldo has been caught up in a sex scandal with three cross-dressing prostitutes.

Having dropped off his girlfriend at her house in Rio de Janeiro on Monday night, the 2002 World Cup winner picked up three prostitutes.

When they all booked into a motel, the AC Milan striker discovered that the prostitutes were in fact men.

According to Rio police, he alleges that the transvestites then tried to extort money from him.

Local press reports quoted one of the prostitutes, Andreia Albertine - otherwise known as Andre Luiz Ribeiro Albertino - as saying that Ronaldo had threatened to hit him, on discovering that he was a transvestite.

'Extortion'

Ronaldo "reported that Andreia had taken his car documents and demanded $30,000 [£15,000]", said Rio police superintendent Carlos Augusto Nogueira.

He added: "Ronaldo admits the facts. He said he just wanted to amuse himself, that's not a crime. To pay to have sexual relations isn't illegal.

"There's a strong chance that Ronaldo has been the victim of extortion."

When the footballer refused to pay the prostitute, the latter claimed that Ronaldo had taken drugs, and had threatened to hurt the three transvestites.

Under Brazilian law, while pimping sex workers and running establishments where sex is sold are illegal, prostitution itself is not.

In a statement Ronaldo is reported to have denied ever using drugs, and reiterated that he was a victim of extortion.

The three-time Fifa world footballer of the year is in Brazil recovering from knee surgery.

He told police he was having some psychological problems linked to his injury.

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So I guess when you ask for a TV in your hotell room, you will now need to specify that you want a TV to watch ESPN, or HBO, otherwise you'll get this:

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Yeah I heard about this on Jim Rome today. They were having a field day with it.
For the record, for those of you that don't know or did not bother to click pengie's link
that is a REAL! of Andre Luiz Ribeiro Albertino or, the "shim" as Jim Rome kept calling him/her
that Renoldo accused of trying to extort him.

Of course immediately after Jim's show GLAAD called him up and bitched him out because
his words were "outrageous and dehumanizing" LMFAO LINK
I can just see Jim making a jerking off gesture as he was replying "You’re right. I’m sorry....
I should not have said that. I will not do it again.”

I'm sure that's all Rome needs is to piss off the fruits too. Maybe he can get Ronaldo to run defense for him.

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you listen to rome? I missed today's show. what was the deal with "David No Longer in Albany"

If you ever hear emails read from Des in the Falls, Straight, tequila Drinking Marquette U Grad, that's me :-D

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LOL I would love to hear that. I actually don't listen to him but I happend to catch him on ESPN yesterday before Around The Horn.